Sapphire is away again due to another busy weekend. I'll be picking her up tomorrow from her sitter's. I was informed that she has been a 'naughty girl'! Thoughts came flooding into my already swelling head:
Did she chew up the shoes?
Did she dig the lawn?
Did she dig up the plants and flowers?
Did she eat them?!
Did she lacerate anything??!
Why, oh why, such things you do,
More than just what you eat and poo,
Warm our hearts, make us laugh and also a headache,
Makes me want to kiss the floor and have a 'stress-buster' milkshake.