Look here... I'm talking to you.
Enough. Are you listening?
Oh you soooo swheeeeet!
*turns the other way*
Hey! OFFFFFF the shelf!!
Guess I have to do this account myself.
Most abominable act: Eat poop
Things that you do puzzles me: Pee with leg up (only during walks)
Favourite pastime besides snoozing: Chew, and chew to annoy
What you like most before bedtime: Chew nylon bone, a massage and belly rub
A good attribute: Does not beg for food under the table.
Now that's a good girl!