Just as I began, Sapphire p**ped. I quietly went into the house, took the paper towel, and by the time I got there she was happily eating it. This was not unusual but as I got closer, she started picking up the pieces and ran... gulping and licking along the way.
Well, you can imagine the mess.
Just a couple of seconds later, she ran through the hall with soil and a piece of plant sticking out of her jaws. This time I lost it. I started pursuing her, leaving soil and dirt behind furniture, dirty footprints on my (already cleaned) floor, and dirt on my couch!
This is a long post for my standard.
Sapphire is chewing her favourite nylon bone as I type.