Thursday, December 9, 2010

what just happened

Sapphire had her bath, toweled dry and ready for a game of fetch. That's what I usually do now after bath-time. When I convinced myself she was fully satisfied, I started my evening cleaning routine.

Just as I began, Sapphire p**ped. I quietly went into the house, took the paper towel, and by the time I got there she was happily eating it. This was not unusual but as I got closer, she started picking up the pieces and ran... gulping and licking along the way.

*Faints*

Well, you can imagine the mess.

Just a couple of seconds later, she ran through the hall with soil and a piece of plant sticking out of her jaws. This time I lost it. I started pursuing her, leaving soil and dirt behind furniture, dirty footprints on my (already cleaned) floor, and dirt on my couch!

This is a long post for my standard.

Sapphire is chewing her favourite nylon bone as I type.

-.-




P.s. This snake-plant is mildly toxic. She's been having the habit of chewing its ends lately. I moved some of it outside and to the back of the house. Must removed everything, once and for all.

Oh, forgot to mention, she's been digging and eating soil from the pots too.


4 comments:

Cyanide said...

hmm, notti notti sapphire :P

Maggie and Mitch said...

You have a very unique diet, Sapphire. We much prefer cookies!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my God, Sapphire - you keep giving new meaning to the phrase "Beagles eat everything"!!! :-)

Kari in WeHo said...

Bad Sapphire!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com